It’s a very exciting day in the middle of nowhere in deepest darkest Blogshire today. Man and son are erecting a scaffold. In face of forecast gale force winds and torrential rain, they’re optimistic a paint job which has been planned for months will go ahead today. The object of their DIY:ing is the eaves of the house. Yes, that’s right, this is the highest part of the house, hence the scaffold.
Someone please send me a team of professional painters. It’s an emergency.